its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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