So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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