I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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