Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
