I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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