Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Come on in and take your pants off
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