we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
