It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This is the high leading the old right now
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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