Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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