what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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