so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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