I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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