no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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