Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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