Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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