Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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