If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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