he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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