What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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