Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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