This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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