My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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