I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
