who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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