My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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