They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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