You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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