do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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