fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You're completely useless in the revolution.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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