I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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