You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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