Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
