just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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