Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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