Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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