Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Farmville is her only friend.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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