Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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