Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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