Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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