well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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