There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
