Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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