So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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