he puts the penis in happiness.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
