would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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