weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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