We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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