I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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