He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Randomize
