Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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