i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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